Losing ones' boyhood....

Yep, Snowflake loses his boyhood tomorrow. Off with his balls. Buttercup isnt a horny cat anymore, but I dont want him getting any ideas with her, spraying up my house. It's bad enough he's ripped my curtains down twice last week. The pole is still hanging from the wall i'm so pissed.

Wonder if he'll get suspicious of the cat carrier.....

Caterpillars....

I guess they blooming a little bit late this year. I almost sat on one at work today, someone is like "look at caterpillar", i jumped up and ran, almost got hit by a car. Now some of my co-workers think i'm a little bit crazy. I am, but they should think that because of my caterpillar fear. Guess I have to find another spot to take my smoke breaks for about a month or so....

I'm truly a basketcase.

Got a scare today...

My granny was rushed to the hospital this evening. Apparently her doctor gave her some new pill to take, but it literally made her go unconscious. Thankfully my mother and brothers were there with her or the outcome would have been far worse. Whatever the pill did, she was sitting in her chair, eyes fixed. My brother didnt think something was right, him, his cousin, my mother all trying to wake her up. My youngest brother is really protective of her, and it really freaked him out. After the ambulance took her away he walked out very upset. I just got back from the hospital, she's doing ok for her 94 years. It's not her time yet.

Women and hygiene

This quick story reminds me of a story I recently read. I was in a Family Dollar store picking up some knick knacks and whatever, I go to stand in line. There's this lady returning some clothes. Now I know I'm not the only woman that would size up another woman. "she has on a cute outfit" or "her hair looks nice". So I get the impression she's a woman that takes care of herself. Good for her. But then she did something that caused her to raise her arm. All I could do is drop my jaw in amazement.......this woman had more hair under her arm that on her damn head, and she had long hair. Not only that, it was kinky hair under her arm. I had to look closer to make sure it wasnt part of her spaghetti strap shirt she was wearing. Nope. The shirt is yellow, this hair was black, with alot of matted deoderant.

So like the first story I read, I'll give this suggestion. Goto the HBA department of Walmart, second aisle. It's loaded with razors. I'll again turn a blind eye and let you steal a whole pack, and I really mean it.

All women: if you mom didnt teach you this, take note......SHAVE YOUR UNDERARMS!!!!!!